Poonicorn
i mythical female creature who’s hot, h-rny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who’s into all the geeky sh-t that you’re into like video games and star wars. basically, your dream girl.
“man, i saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest cheetara costume. too bad i didn’t have the b-lls to introduce myself to her”
a group of fantastical females. ladies with a certain style and whimsy that congregate for nights on the town and sleepover parties.
tonight, us poonicorns are going to drink some mai tais and saddle up our bikes to ride to an art party on the other side of town.
when someone has a poo on your forehead and it makes you look like a unicorn
yo dude, ill make you a freakin’ poonicorn!
someone so gay they are like a poon wearing a unicorn
g-d you peoples are h-llsa being poonicorns, you guys suck.
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