poonjug
act of holding open ones meat wallet…while blowing into the recess…resulting in a low pitch b-ss note
1. i’m fixin to go poonjuggin tonight with cousin cletis…..
2. look at the size of that meat wallet…i can poonjug sweet beats all night…
3. my mom taught me how to play the poonjug at age 12….
n.) a poonjug is a 2.2 liter water bottle that is shaped like a water cooler jug but is smaller in size. it is made for holding the doctor recommended 8 gl-sses of water per day, but is very useful for holding large quant-ties of tang and other beverages. these jugs can be found all over, specifially walgrenes.
lets fill up our poonjugs so that we can stay hydrated all day with the orangy goodness of tang!
Read Also:
- poon pad
a place of residence that is located in such an area, built in such a way, and decorated in such a fashion that poon can’t help but to flock to its very presence. anna the wh-r- stepped into my place and her p-ssy dripped due to the radiance of the poon pad.
- POON-STIRRING
the multi-hour practice of inserting the male organ (most commonly known as the p-n-s) into the female genatelia (most commonly known as the v-g-n-, the tw-t, or the p-ssy.) (not commonly known as the van dell) 1. hey bro, i took this chick home and did some serious poon-stirring on her last night. 2. i […]
- Poop Baby
the result of s-m-n leaking from the p-n-s during -n-l s-x into the v-g-n- and impregnating the woman. the resulting child is thus, a p–p baby. i always wondered why davis was so weird…until i found out he was a p–p baby. a p–p so giant it feels like you just pushed a baby out […]
- poop broom
a mustache. a derisive term for a mustache implying its h-m- erotic purpose with little subtlety. meant to disparage the ridiculous notion of anyone ever having a mustache for any reason. also, points out the obvious fact that mustaches are clearly gay. see also b-tt brush never trust anyone with a p–p broom! why do […]
- pootine
a pootine is the excremental routine one follows. for instance, one may use the lavatory upon arriving home from work every day, or immediately after waking up. people can become highly distressed and irritable if their pootine is interrupted, and may begin to experience stomach cramps and/or feel bloated. “the boss made me work overtime […]