Poonmeister Chang
the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular s-x position used mainly by playa’s and absolute idiots, having started in the north of england. it is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. the act must take place with one or more poon but it is best to have no connection to them – other than yor p-n-s. this is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you c-m, you shout ‘chang!’ in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting ‘chang!!!!’ in her face til she gives you the right f-ckin’ answer.
alternatively, you can sing the poonmeister chang chant in her face:
‘poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double d, flash j,
kabadabay, boom!’
this s-x position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. if you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the s-x, this is the perfect end to a good sh-g. for complete morons and playa’s only.
‘chang mothaf-cka!!’
‘suck my flash tang poon stick!! chang!!’
‘poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double d, flash j,
kabadabay, boom!’
no strings attached s-x, with a girl
or can be jumbled around to describe an object or action..
lets have some poonmeisterchang
thats poonin chang meister
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