Poons Poon
referring to the female love hole or v-g-n-.
i want to hit that poons poon.
spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption
frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking adventures with his poon spoon.
the p-n-s of a man with successful female relations.
i slammed my poon spoon in the door!
spooning a women from behind and inserting the w-lly to the vag.
jef: honey, darlin, babey, i wanna poonspoon you all night!
sally: ok, but dude i know your gonna slip again and end up in my -ss.
jef: even better for me
sally: your a f-cktard
jef: i’ll be f-ckn’ a tard in a minute.
sally: babe you can always c-m in my back door, let’s due et!
a pseudonym for a p-n-s
“i’m gonna destroy that hoe wid mah poon spoon”
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