Poonswitchz
an establishment or dwelling of a poon n-z- where their craft is perfected using electric, rubber, and/or plastic apparatus for gratification. subject is usually lured in with false promises of alcohol and guitar hero.
poon n-z-: welcome to poonswitchz. you will surrender the poon or it will be taken by force.
random poon: h-lls yes! take me now.
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