poontending


tending to your poon. when you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting.
i’d like to go out tonight, but i have some poontending to do.

i wish that i had a high poontendance in my cl-ssroom…
and by cl-ssroom i mean pants

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