Poonus
when someone doesn’t wipe properly and they are left with poo on their -n-s.
guy #1: dude did you see that guy, he just mooned me.
guy #2: yeah, but the joke’s on him. he had a poonus.
a slang term for sh-tting on ones face. usually performed at parties or sleepovers. gets the name from poo + on + you
jeff: hey guys what are you up to
moe: well we were just going to poonu on you, before you woke up….
a poonus is like a p-n-s but smaller and slightly ingrowing.
somtimes with no ball sack.
in cold weather this often resembles a bellyb-tton.
unfortunate people often have a poonus
when you’re taking a sh-t and you get an erection
why you taking so long on the toilet? you got a poonus or something?
when you are in mid poo and it is stuck in the -n-s a fusion between poo and -n-s is poonus that is the moment to capture as ‘poonus’
when you cannot get the poo out of your -n-s on the toilet
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