poonwank
an old useless beaver, whose tongue hangs out. ancient v-g-n-
oh g-d! as soon as i went down town on old lady banks…i puked instantaniously.
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the poonflap. peter decided to shock sally in the poonwap with his tazer. peter got kicked in his jan meneer short after. peter lost the fight.
- Poop Shackles
the sh-tty things that keep you down in life. “oh man i can’t go out tonight, i have all these bills, my girlfriend is a b-tch, i can’t afford it !!” “my friend it sounds like you have some p–p shackles on you.”
- popeye penis
when the base of the p-n-s shrivels up, but the tip remains at normal size; resembling popeye’s arms. i just came in from the cold and now i have a popeye p-n-s.
- Poprock-Blowjob
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- statusise
to add information about ones life to their facebook status. usually information is added in jest, boredom or most commonly, boast. wow, last night was great i can’t wait to statusise it! “ann is happy that she had a great night”.