poop

bodily waste of varying color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture. usually exits the body through your p–per, speed, noise and degree of pain may vary depending on what you ate.
even the soda at taco bell makes me p–p.
abbr.
“people order our patties”
the slogan used by diligent krusty krab workers.
don’t be a squidward!
always remember, “p–p!”
excretion from the -n-l cavity. see below for examples.
ghost p–p: the kind where you feel the p–p come out, but there is no p–p in the toilet.

clean p–p: the kind where you p–p it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper.

wet p–p: the kind where you wipe your b-tt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your b-tt and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with a stain.

second wave p–p: this happens when you’re done p–ping and you’ve pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to p–p some more.

pop-a-vein-in-your-forehead-p–p: the kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

lincoln log p–p: the kind of p–p that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

g-ssey p–p: it’s so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles.

drinker p–p: the kind of p–p you have the morning after a night of drinking. its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

corn p–p: (self-explanatory)

gee-i-wish-i-could-p–p-p–p: the kind where you want to p–p, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times.

spinal tap p–p: this is when it hurts so badly coming out you’d swear it was leaving you sideways.

wet cheeks p–p: (the power dump). the kind that comes out of your b-tt so fast, your b-tt cheeks get splashed with water.

liquid p–p: the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your b-tt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

mexican p–p:it smells so badly that your nose burns.

upper cl-ss p–p: the kind of p–p that has no odor.

the surprise p–p: you are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but…oops…a

p–p!!! the dangling p–p: this p–p refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done p–ping it. you just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
a large, atrocious enormous blob of brownish stuff that comes out of your -ss in all shapes and sizes. sometimes crawling out, other times catapulting out, creating huge splashes.
the p–p shot out of my b-tt at rapid fire speed.

as the p–p hit the water, it was immediately lost to sight.
p–p has many catagories, and i shall explain said catagories to you. but firstly, p–p is bodily waste that exits the r-ct-m.

1. petro p–p: a not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging p–p, definatly the most enjoyable.

2. hot stick: a very hot feeling p–p, these can sudenly pop up when in swimming pools, the p–p greatly resembles the reah, but not in its entirety.

3. the reah: some viruses feature this as a symtom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. no doubtidly the most dreadful type of p–p.

4. cheese nickels: this genre of p–p is when you sqweeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. cheese nickels usually replaces the reah once you take a anti-reah pill.

5. nickel of death: also known as constapation.
drivin a merc is p–p and h-ll for eternaty.
replaces any word that you’re too lazy to think of
can you go get me the p–p?
early english term for “substance that emits from -n-s”.
i shall p–p on thee!

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