poop anxiety
the fear of not being able to p–p in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning p–pers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to p–p.
i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it’s giving me p–p anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused m-ssive p–p anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major p–p anxiety this morning and i still haven’t been able to go.
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