Poop Blocked
it is similar to being c-ck blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your p–p out.
getting “p–p blocked” tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to p–p. you experience an awkward silence, making it too embarr-ssing to push your p–p out since there would be a loud splash sound going “plop, plop, plop” into the toilet. additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.
abbreviation: pb’ed
brenda: d-mn it!! i got p–p blocked for the 2nd time today!
erica: so you were prairie d-gg-n’ it the whole time…
brenda: i had to retract so i can go back later to continue my extraction.
erica: i gotta go now… hopefully i dont get pb’ed!
you’ve been stuck somewhere, usually a meeting involving your boss and you have to take a p–p real bad. you somehow endure the pain of going through the entire period of the meeting to the finish and then you run to the bathroom. just as your about to enter the only stall someone jumps in and occupies the toilet.
man brian from it f#&%ing p–p blocked me yesterday.
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