poop bumps
the gooseb-mps you get when you need to p–p really bad and its a deep set p–p. like one you know is going to be very meaty. p–p b-mps can occur before and/or during your bowel movement. if you get p–p b-mps, run to the bathroom.
john: “hey man, id love to continue this conversation but i have to go so bad i have p–p b-mps!”
gary: “oh sh-t man! go go go!”
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