poop coma


when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.
barry: did you here about what happened to chris?

tom: no, what happened to him?

barry: he went into a p–p coma and is still in the hospital.

tom: again! that’s the second time this month.

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