poop fart gamble
when you’re not sure whether its a fart or a t-rd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the p–p-fart gamble.
if you win the gamble, you’ve only farted. if you lose, you just sh-t your pants.
i lost the p–p fart gamble today at work. i had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. f-ck.
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