poop finger

can be a practical joke in which one jams his finger into an unsuspecting victim and runs away, shouting the term
poor johnny got a deep p–p finger by the huge senior
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when you are wiping and your finger breaks through the toilet paper causing your finger to touch your poo.
aw man i have p–p finger after that nasty poo.
a large evacuation of liquid fecal matter closely resembling that of diarrhea but on a more explosive scale. p–p finger can occur instantly and without conscious thought or decision. p–p finger is directly caused by someone preparing your food after wiping their -ss but before washing their hands.
d-mn, the dude that prepared my filet-o-fish sandwich at mcdonald’s must have given me p–p finger because i’ve been sneezing out of my -ss for the last two hours.
when you have p–p on your finger.
man, i just shoved my pinky up my b-tt and now i have a p–pfinger!
a finger coated with p–p, usually a direct result of -n-l probing
taylor d benjamin loves to lick his p–p finger after -n-l intercourse
the act of suprising someone by jamming a finger into their unsuspecting b-tthole. (clothed or unclothed)
i was walking to fifth period and tom snuck up behind me and gave me a p–p finger.
one who shoves at least two fingers up his bunghole and sniffs them.
we call one of our friends “p–pfingers” because we caught him doing this in the gym one morning.