poop flakes

tiny microscopic particles left in your underwear after releasing a flatus. sometimes larger crusties found on sheets, pillows or furniture following nudity.
i know kitty was in the bed last night, there are p–p flakes all over the sheets.
airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.
“dude! you just got p–p flakes in my eye!”
tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats
looks like it’s time to clean the bathroom. the p–p flakes are piling up!
noun

1. a t-tle given to a lover, girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse; a nickname used by partners in love to refer to each other; can be shortened to the term “flake.”

2. the plural term “p–pflakes” can refer to an exclusive couple.

3. a small shaving of p–p, usually brown and buoyant.
1. “hey ya p–pflake! muah!”

1. “sup, flake”

1. “hi, is p–pflake there?”
– “speaking.”
“hey babe, i love ya.”

1. “hey did you hear that big ben raped another girl?”
-“ya, but she wasn’t his p–pflake.”

2. “hey did you hear that al and tipper gore aren’t p–pflakes anymore!?”
-“weird. he has old b-lls.”

2. “hey are tiger and his wife still p–pflakes?”
-“ha. no way. they used to be a couple of flakes but tiger fixed that.”

3. “d-mnit, why don’t you people learn to flush twice to get rid of your d-mn p–pflakes in the toilet!”
the dust which collects around the toilet seat hinge. consisting of p–p, hair, toilet paper fibers and urine.
it’s important to clear away all of the p–p flake to properly clean a toilet.
noun: 1. a flake of p–p 2. crusty, tiny, flakey particles of p–p.
i was wiping my -ss and and saw tons of p–pflakes on the toilet seat.

a flake of p–p is a p–p flake!
see andrew h. meaning or pertaining to the act of farting underwater with consequences!
circa: 1977 bathing in bath tub with brother. bubble bubble.

brother: whoops! i farted!
us: ha ha ha ha ha ha

me: what the!!!!
us: get outtttt!!!!!!!!!!!! p–pflakes