poop jerker


a sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of p–p (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to m-st-rb-t- or jerk off themselves or other p–p jerkers with.
“hey, that sick b-st-rd just took a dump, and picked up his t-rd, smeared it on his c-ck, and jerked off with it! what sick f-ck!”

“well, i guess that makes him a p–p jerker!”

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