Poop Juke
when you walk into the bathroom to take a p–p and someone that you don’t want to see you p–p is going pee. so instead of going into the stall, you pretend to pee next to them and make small talk until they leave, then you rush in the stall and tend to your poomergency.
guy 1: what took you so long?
guy 2: i busted a crazy p–p juke on my boss and almost sh-t my pants in the process.
guy 1: well done, emmitt smith
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