poop knife
a knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete t-rds that would otherwise clog the toilet. p–p knives should be dull (since an accidental skin laceration would result in infection) and long-handled. p–p knives should never be used during the bowel movement.
you may want to find something else to b-tter your toast with, for that is my p–p knife.
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a knife that is usually used for cutting up big fat t-rds stuck in the toliet after someone has been constipated for a long period of time.
who left p–p on my p–pknife?
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