poop noodle

when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your p-n-s hole
like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it
after unprotected -n-l s-x, these are the thin “noodles” of p–p that come out of your urethra. they can be p-ssed out or squeezed out by pinching the urethra from the base of the shaft up to the tip.
d-mn, jason got p–p noodles from that chick! gross!
after the act of -n-l s-x between members of opposite s-x. the male will urinate in the toilet expelling a p–p shaped noodle from the urethra. followed by urine.
i f-cked cindy last night and when i p-ssed a p–p noodle came out.
a person who believes ridiculous s-xual myths; some-one who attends middle-school.
i had to listen to the p–pnoodle explain why asians have horizontal v-g-n-s.
the stream of p–p/p-ss mixture you urinate after having -n-l s-x
dude, last night i was having -n-l and this morning i had a gnarly p–p noodle.
a p–pnoodle is what happens when you pee right after f-cking someone hard in the -ss. p–p gets stuck up in the d-ck hole and comes out in the form of a noodle when you p-ss.
i spent last night pluggin’ my lover’s bottom like the bp oil well and when i went to the bathroom afterwards, i ended up squirting out a p–pnoodle when i took a p-ss.
its what comes out of your pee hole after you bang a b-tt….with poo in it.
“man i had to squeeze a huge p–p noodle out after banging that chick’s b-tt last night!”

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