Poop Noodle Parfait


the end result of plowing your girlfirend in the -ss, then pulling it out and having v-g-n-l intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her -ss and so on. causing layers of p–p, v-g-n-l juice, p–p, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
andy: “i’m gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?”

jeffie: “no thanks, i got a p–p noodle parfait from your wife last night.”

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