poop racing
the act of deficating on 45° waxed paper slides, with the goal being to have the fastest poo down the ‘chute’.
athletes take care to prepare their feces in advance, to be streamlined, yet sluppery.
racers can choose from slalom, time trial, or side by side racing.
shooting p–p for all your worth, racing p–p down a sluppry slide for death or glory. “p–p racing”
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