poop roll-up
p–p roll-up is a popular game to play at a party or a friend’s house. after making a bowel movement in the host’s bathroom, the partic-p-nt first unrolls a long section of toilet paper without detaching it from the roll. he then proceeds to wipe his -ss with the paper closest to the roll, again being extra gentle so not to rip the toilet tissue. then the most important step occurs: the p–p roll-up. this is when the player carefully rolls the toilet paper back onto the roll, making it appear unused. this leaves a surprise for that special someone who is lucky enough to discover the soiled portion.
i left a p–p roll-up in my girlfriend’s parents’ house the other day. i hope her dad got my sh-t all over his hands! win!
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