poop scoop
like the word says, a scoop to scoop p–p.
it’s a scoop that many diggers use, even for earth, but in this case it’s only used for p–p!
a dog p–ped in my garden!
use a p–p scoop!
the p–p collector has arrived!
get your p–p in order, you better have some p–p to share with this guy, ’cause noone messes with the p–pman!
a less extreme word on the same scale of magnitude-description as sh-tloads, both in co-rs-ness and extremity of magnitude conveyed. it is also cuter.
piracetam helped me p–pscoops when it came to “reclaiming” some sorts of brain function.
scooping up someones p–p and laying it on their mouth, they awaken with a mouth full of t-rd and usually beat you up.
friend: what happened to larry?
you: oh he got beat up by bob
friend: why?
you: he p–pscooped him
a scooper with a thin handle used to pick up large quant-ties of dung. sometimes, do to heavy dung, the scoop will break
steven: your sh-t broke my p–pscoop! 🙁
to scr-pe the left over p–p off of a kittens -ss with a nilla wafer
after the kitty pooed i p–p scooped the dangeler on his -n-s
when person is so silly or ridiculous they’re such a p–per. but their p–piness get so out of hand and it affects the people around them, like their scooping up their p–p and using it for silliness. they’re just being a p–p scoop.
james, you’re such a p–p scoop!
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