poop shards
1. when you take an unusually sharp sh-t. so sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.
2. mr. hanky all dolled up.
1. before my fundraiser last night, i dropped a few p–p shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. we turned heads.
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