poop shnaegel
p–p shnaegel is sh-t that ends up on your hands as you wipe your -ss. this is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don’t.
d-mn, i took a juicy dump today and got p–p shnaegel all over my right hand. i was really p-ssed when i discovered the sink wasn’t working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! i almost forgot about it till i started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. no wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.
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