poop shoes
the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.
matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?
rey: it was me, bro!
matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.
rey: yo! them’s my p–p shoes, bro!
matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!
a petty insult, equivalent to calling someone a nonce, an idiot, a dummy, a meanie…etc. originated by one peter vites in high school. i’m pretty sure this is the only thing he ever said to me over the course of four years. it’s brilliant.
joe: tammy, that dress looks horrible on you and it makes your b-tt look so fat!
tammy: joe, you p–pshoes!
p–p shoes
n.
1. a covering for the human foot, usually made of human feces, having a thick and somewhat stiff sole and a lighter top. they differ from p–p boots on not extending so far up the leg.
a. position; status: you would not want to be in my p–p shoes.
b. plight: i wouldn’t want to be in your p–p shoes.
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