Poop Threshold
the threshold of finally conversing about p–p that occurs between two colleagues which, once surp-ssed, is the indication of true friendship.
“hey macie wanna come over?” -steve
“yeah steve, hold on lemme just p–p first.” -macie
“ah sh-t alright come back soon!” -steve
“i might be a while, that burrito is gonna give me some killer montezuma’s revenge.” -macie
“i’m so glad we just surp-ssed the p–p threshold. i love you” -steve
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