Poopage
a condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.
tamara brownroots: katie, would you please stop farting!
katie: sorry i have p–page!
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like sh-t but sounds a lot nicer.
p–page, my wireless connection just dropped again.
the act of having bowel movements multiple times in one day, or having one very heavy volume bowel movement, often the result of eating mexican food the night before, or enjoying several ripe apricots. p–page often requires a brief rest afterwards, in order to regain one’s composure and dignity.
i should not have consumed so many tortilla chips last night – this morning’s bout of p–page made me late for work!
what you get when you heavily edit a video and then post it on youtube; the content of a youtube p–p.
that was some funny p–page, man!
p–page is an event that takes place in an athletic or gaming situation. p–page occurs when the skilled player/athlete “p–ps on” the opponent, usually in a manner that the “victim” didn’t really have a chance. in gaming it usually is something like a head shot or a juke move in a sports game. in sports, p–page would describe a teabagging slam dunk or a nasty stiff arm or juke move.
1.) me: hey man watch this replay i do a sick-ss no-scope, after a pretty nice double kill.
(after we get to that part of the halo 3 replay.)
xbox live friend: haha omg that was insane p–page… you p–ped all over that kid! (continued to watch rewind reangle the camera replay it until we were finally done laughing about it).
2.) holy cr-p did you see l.t. shake and bake that guy? that was total p–page! (continued to rewind on dvr and replay it in slowmo etc. etc.)
something that isn’t good.
i was writing a song, but it turned into p–page.
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