poopascoop
to cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.
tarquin: ‘bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your p–pascoop. i also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.’
bertie: ‘jolly good show, bang on tarquers!’
‘oh, and please may i borrow your preparation h?’
origonally used by amy and vicki!
it’s another word for swearing!
ooooh p–pascoop!
instead of ooooh —-
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