poopcrun
when you sit on the toilet for too long without wiping. you get -ss crunchies.
“oh man, i was on the toilet for to long that i started to develop p–pcrun.”
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tiny gay dogs owned by tiny gay men. trevor: “just pop those puff pastries in the oven and…oh my g-d, here come the p–pernoodles!” (jumping around and clapping ensues) a secret word for -n-l seepage. –n-l seepage- oops, i think p–per noodle!
- poop icing
p–ping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your p–p like you would icing. “man, i just made p–p icing and p–p icinged that b-tches car. i got her good”
- poo poo mcgoo
when something is really bad – credit to the genius that is wil francis. ‘this pen is so poo poo mcgoo’
- poopschmerz
a slightly more inane relative of “weltschmerz” – usually used as an exclamation to express disappointment or unhappiness. “i can’t make it out to see you pitch your big baseball game tomorrow, i’m sorry.” “aw, p–pschmerz. 🙁 “
- poop slobber
watery bowel movement; diarrhea. (term created by a five-year old after a messy incident in an italian pizzeria.) after making it to the bathroom just in time, in haste i left a smear of p–p slobber on the toilet seat.