Poopenkauffen
those times you cough so hard, you cr-p yourself.
i choked on that water so hard i p–penkauffened.
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- eupholia
1. pleasant flower 2. anything good or positive 3. a pleasant sounding (vocally) person eu- greek: good, well, normal; happy, pleasing; used as a prefix foli (or pholia)-latin: leaf, flowering plant her singing was really eupholia, almost better than beyonce.
- scoun
a moron, as defined in the language of the na’vi from the movie avatar. correctly spelled “skxawng” bob is such a scoun! a combination of the words “suck” and “on” said quickly enough, the two combine in speech to make scoun. pr-nounced sk-ow-n. haha! i killed you, scoun it! scoun that ice cream.
- Fobify
when a fob says an american word that is completely pr-nounced in their native tongue. when someone says “i want to go to the beach” they actually say “i want to go to the b-tch” or when someone says “f-ck you” they actually say “puck you”
- Poop FaceTime
to partic-p-te in a facetime conversation on one’s iphone or ipad while sitting on the toilet, taking a p–p. an evolution of the p–p text andrew hates it when i p–p text him, so i p–p facetimed him instead!
- poop satchel
a device use to harness/ensnare p–p or fecal particles for future use. “dude, i just totally caught your fart in my brand-new p–p satchel. i’m saving it for later to give to my mom” sh-t-bag wow this weed sucks it is a p–psatchel