pooperbate
the act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.
jordan: “where’s matt?”
andrew: “he went to p–perbate.”
jordan: “impressive, i didn’t know he was a good at mult-tasking.”
v. when you jerk off while on the toilet, then proceeding to sh-t after.
steve went to frisch’s bathroom and p–perbated.
while taking a sh-t, you look at p-rn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off
i went to p–perbate because i had to take a m-ssive sh-t.
jacking off a sh-t that is half way out your -ss
dom: i’m dark
jake: kind of like the sh-t i took today.
leo: did you p–perbate it?
p–perbate
verb. p–perbated, p–perbates, p–perbating
p–perbating, very similar to masturbating, is one of two things.
1) s-xual self-gratification while p–ping, whether be in the toilet or on your partner.
2) s-xual self-gratification with the aid of fecal matter; either your own or anothers (human or animal).
“man, my p–p smelled so bad this morning i couldn’t help but p–perbate with it.”
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