Poopertunity

the opportunity to take a dump, likely mentioned when it is supposed to be rare during an extended timeframe.
“dude, you must take this p–pertunity, we’re going to be on the road for 8 hours straight without stopping!”
the chance to p–p as loud as you want. it can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. it can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.
when my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, i knew it was my only window of p–pertunity.
the opportunity to p–p at work
hey man, i have a great p–pertunity while the boss is gone, i’ll be back in an hour.
p–pertunity refers to the opportunity to expel unwanted excrement matter from your rectal sphincter.

please see the example below.
jeffrey: “i had a perfect p–pertunity yesterday but i missed it because the postman was knocking on my door.”
bonswala: “yeah, sounds like you really missed the opportunity to expel your unwanted excrement from your rectal sphincter bro.”
jeffrey: “i truly did.”
1. n. an opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; better than nothing, but barely.

2. n. a portmanteau of p–p and opportunity.

from the peruvian/belgian: p–p.
after my grandmother died, i had the p–pertunity to use that funeral parlor groupon i bought.
when a opportunity to get p–ped on occurs.
dan was happy because during the gay pride festival he came upon a p–pertunity.