poopey kramp
the sudden wave of attack from a future sh-t that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. a m-ssive sh-t generally follows. also known as a pk.
sorry i’m late. i just had a m-ssive pk.
if i didn’t feel that p–pey kramp, i would have sh-t my pants on the spot!
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