poopin
an -ssault on another person’s unattended mobile device, usually posting “p–pin'” to their twitter or facebook accounts.
out at the pub, bob leaves his iphone at the table to take a slash. he returns to find his iphone on the twitter homepage with a new tweet:
p–pin’
the act of taking a number two.
“can i call you back? i have to go make the p–pins now. thanks.”
to poo or in the middle of p–ping. to excrete wastes.
after i ate that prune surprise at your mothers i can’t stop p–pin
the process of finding, wooing, and bedding a ho who you recently met.
guy a: yo did you hang out with that chick?
guy b: yeah man.
guy a: you p–pin?
guy b: you know what it is.
i agree w/ #1, but they forgot… droppin’ a deuce.
q:”where’s paul at, i got his burger.”
a:”he’ll be right back, he’s droppin’ a deuce.”
takin a sh-t, takin a cr-p,layin cable, dropping the kids off at the pool,pinching a loaf, to expell waste material from the human body
thomas got cought a p–pin beside the road
when you spell poppin’ wrong.
some guy: “man our basketball team is p–pin’ y’all”
me: “shut up, you are a r-t-rd.”
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