pooping on the clock
the act of taking an extra long break at work to p–p
this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you’ll feel good too.
mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i’d rather be p–ping on the clock.
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