Pooping Tom
someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. akin to a “peeping tom” but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.
“i was trying to take a dump in macy’s but i couldn’t squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a p–ping tom.”
the act of sneaking into someone else’s room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed ‘p–ping tom’ on the toilet seat. usually occurs in college residence halls.
“dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said ‘courtesy of the p–ping tom’!”
one who peeps while p–ping.
i pulled a p–ping tom last week when i was p–ping outside and i was totally able to see my hot neighbor undress through her window. it was glorious.
when you need to p–p so bad that it seems your p–p is peeping out your b-tt-hole
bob: i cant make the 3 o’clock , got a p–ping tom situation
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