pooportunity
the prime set of circ-mstances to allow you to p–p in a public place without being noticed. such as when someone in a neighboring stall flushes. especially for someone with public p–p anxiety.
as soon as marcy heard the cr-pper flush in the next stall over, she seized the p–portunity and dropped a quick deuce.
the prime opportunity to take a p–p. being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.
i felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch i ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect p–portunity.
the specific opportunity to defecate when one has the chance.
example 1: one should always take a p–portunity when one has a chance.
example 2: john regretted not taking the p–portunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.
example 3: jo was waiting for the p–portune time to exact revenge.
example 4: walking along the cliff, simon spotted the perfect p–portunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.
an opportunity to poo.
man, when we were at the mall, i totally missed my p–portunity, and now i have to wait until i get home.
the moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to p–p.
husband: stop right there at that filling station!! i need to take this p–p-ortunity, i’ve been prarie d-gg-n for the past 10 miles!
wife: cut it off at 30 minutes!… and who says ‘filling station’ anyway?!
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