Poopourri

p–pourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy sh-t. generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.
d-mn, who the h-ll keeps leaving the p–pourri all over the sh-tter? i’m tired of having to run upstairs because our cr-pper is so f-cked up!
n. any fragrant aerosol spray used to provide cover for offensive odors emanating from one’s own -ss or another.
roomate walks by the bathroom and yells at the door:

dude! how about spraying some of that p–pourri up in there?? dayyumm!
the scent left in a bathroom after an act of deification.
i do believe that gent’s poo-pourri has a hint of hazelnut.
the smell after a sh-t and after you’ve sprayed air freshener but now just smell fancy sh-t.
i had to cr-p at my girlfriends house and tried to cover up the smell with febreze but it just ended up smelling like p–pourri.
when two people sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls take a sh-t concurrently, creating a mixture of sh-tty odors. can be accented with the addition of ineffective bathroom spray, which enhances the aroma with the slight smell of flowers.
what the h-ll did we eat? we just made a p–pourri! hurry, spray some air freshener and light a match!