poopshift
when you have p–p stuck, thus requiring you to shift you position to release it.
“dude, my p–p is stuck, what should i do?”
“just do a p–pshift”
“awesome! it worked”.
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- procrastidating  the process of procrastinating through superficial use of tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting). oh man i should be studying for my end of year exam but i’ve just been on tinder procrastidating all day… staying with a significant other months or years after the spark has died entirely inside you, simply because you […] 
- Public emotional nudity (p.e.n)  putting your emotions out there using public media. ones inability to write a card or a private message! public emotional nudity (p.e.n), contain your feelings the whole world doesn’t need to know how you feel. 
- pulling pud  jerking off jack was pulling pud to his girlfriend’s picture last night. 
- pussy sick  where you have had so much p-ssy you start to feel sick. ex: were you too p-ssy sick to go to work? yeah bro, i was at her house all weekend. 
