poopsmith

n. a plumber. so called because p–p is the medium in which they work. a metalsmith works with metal, a p–psmith works with p–p. see also ppopsmithery
my terlet’s all blocked up. best call the p–psmith.
a character on homestarrunner.com who doesn’t say anything, he just shovels poo all day.
the p–p smith really isn’t a bad guy, he just has a cr-ppy job.
-home star runner
a character from homestarrunner.com that shovels p–p for the king of town
the p–psmith has taken a vow of silence
one who’s job includes working with p–p
stinkin p–p smith didnt give me my stinkin p–p back yet
one who defecates or otherwise spreads their feces on the floor, walls, inside elevators and other locations as a maliscious act of vandalism.

accompanying behavior would include flushing objects down toilet or urinals in the effort to cause damage.
we learned our vandal, a p–psmith, had struck again once we entered into the gentlemen’s room to be -ssaulted by the foul stench of the excreta smeared upon the walls.
one who is a master of the b-tt s-xing. one “smith” is well-know for his mastery of his tool. thus, one who is splendid at the b-tt s-x may be deemed a “smith” of “p–p”.

the term also refers to the b-tt s-x man’s ability to extrude lots of “p–p” from his partners cornhole, almost as if it where his job to shove his c-ck up some dude’s -ss cus its “cool” or something
my boyfriend la-bamba is quite the p–psmith, he uncorked 3 kilos of “p–p” out of me last night!