poopsterbate
to simultaneously p–p and m-st-rb-t-. my friend daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic p–psterbater, coined this phrase.
i heard mark p–psterbating on the toilet last night.
andy enjoys to p–psterbate.
“want to watch me poosterbate?” stephen asked.
invented in the year 10,567 bc by a scribe named rich siegel, this form of self-amus-m-nt has a long storied yet secret history. sort of like the masons and their lore, but people don’t talk about it as much. from ancient times, people have been s-xually aroused by their own p–p and pleasured themselves in various ways while p–ping, to further enhance the experience.
“i’m sorry i’m late,” said rich. “i had to p–psterbate in the bathroom again.”
to simultaneously p–p and m-st-rb-t-.
do you like to p–psterbate bby?
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