poopstick

when you need to unclog the toilet because you have released the monster that has been growing between your -sscheeks.
you: dude, i had to grab a branch off of the oak tree in my yard

friend: for what?

you: i released satan himself from my -ss when i took that foot long dump.

friend: so you needed a p–p stick?
a stick used to chop up a t-rd that is to big to flush.
“d-mn that’s a big one, someone get me the p–pstick.”
a stick you use to break up sh-t, when you know that the cr-p you just took is going to clog the toilet
i need to find my p–p stick, i don’t wanna clog my toilet.
a name for the p-n-s after using the backdoor of a dirty wh-r-
i rammed that girls -ss hard i just wished she had wiped cause now i have a p–pstick
good word to use if you’re trying not to say curse words. takes the place of “oh d-mn!” or “oh sh-t!”
p–p sticks! i dropped my pencil.
a poorly rolled blunt.
jamie rolled the biggest p–pstick ever. we couldn’t even smoke it.
a small cigar that is smoked much like a cigarette. these would include captain blacks little cigars and santa fe’s. they resemble the aroma of what burning feces would smell like. they’re good for clearing a room out and ruining the mood. they smell like burning p–p.
“everything was all good until jordan rolled in with a lit p–p stick, within seconds everyone was trying to determine where that terrible p–py odor was coming from. then they realized what it was and people questioned how one could enjoy smoking and inhaling lit p–p.”
a random stick or branch used to clean dog excrement off of the bottom of one’s shoes. the stick can then be used as a weapon to use against others.
after cleaning fido’s giant pile off the bottom of my sneakers, i used the p–p stick to smear feces on my sleeping stepdad.

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