poopsturbate
the act of manually achieving -rg-sm shortly after a successful bowel movement.
i always p–psturbate once a day, usually after my cl-sses.
killing two birds with one stone
gary: holy sh-t, grandpa’s funeral is in a half hour and i still need to jerk off and take a sh-t!
paul: p–psturbate! it’s really your only hope
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