pooptato


1. a sh-t that looks eerily similar to a potato
2. a potato that looks distinctly like a sh-t
guy: “ugh, remember those potato skins from t.g.i. fridays?….mistake. it looked like a p–ptato going in, and looked like one going out. should have seen that one coming.”

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