pooptxt
a msg that is sent to you while the sender is taking a cr-p, because he/she has nothing better to do (usually a friend).
same can be done with any other communication device, such as asus eee. (p–peee)
“p–ptxt! hey what you up to?’
reply:
‘why do you only txt me when youre taking a dump?’
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