poopular mechanic
a mechanic that spews useless and unintelligable information. usually highly technical in nature and completely irrelevant to the present conversation.
-most often spewed information comes from “popular mechanic” magazine.
jerry is such a p–pular mechanic he was boring me with quantum physics all night, and i don’t think he even knew what he was explaining.
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