poopy-browsing
p–py-browsing is an educated word for saying you are using your computer while taking a cr-p or peeing. you could’ve said pee-pee browsing but it just doesn’t sound the same but hey p–py-browsing is not such a bad word if you think about it..
kayla: “i really need new songs for my ipod.”
bob: “while i was p–py-browsing i found this really good song called ____.”
kayla: “wow thanks bob!”
bob: “don’t thank me, thank p–py-browsing.”
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