poopy perpendicular
an act of -n-l s-x in which the p-n-s is never actually inserted into the r-ct-m, but rather the man f-cks the woman’s b-tt cheeks in a manner reminiscent of t-tty f-cking.
my girl’s got some small t-tties, so i pulled a p–py perpendicular on her last night!
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